摸魚記錄誌 Laziness Diary

例如 ''My other car is a magic carpet (我另一台車是個魔毯)'' 或是 ''My other car is 100% environmental friendly because I never drive it (我另一台車完全環保，因為我從來不開)''

一個經典的笑話是這樣的：

In America they say "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?"(美國人說「十一點了，你知道你的孩子在哪鬼混嗎？」)

In England they say "Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?"(英國人說「十一點了，你知道你的老婆在哪鬼混嗎？」)

In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?"(法國人說「十一點了，你知道你的老公在哪鬼混嗎？」)

In Poland they say "Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"(波蘭人說「十一點了，你知道...現在幾點嗎？」)

最原始的版本是 ''Don't come a-knockin', when this van's a rockin'!''，簡單來說就是「如果你看到這台車在車震，就別來敲門」

如果你慾火難耐，就按你的喇叭